You Just Thought You Knew What It Meant
I got a chuckle thanks to fellow blogger ckhnat who linked to Holy Office and their list of Christian definitions. Among my favorites:Sex: Christians are not permitted to have sex. This unpopular doctrine was formulated by Pope Lactose LX at the Council of Disney in 1439. Despite this restriction, Christians have managed to increase their ranks to the point where there are roughly 2 billion of them. Scholars attribute this to the competitive health benefits and generous "flex time" arrangements offered by Christianity.
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posted by Voice in the Wilderness @ 2:07 PM
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3 Comments:
I liked their definition of Calvinism.
They forgot to mention the popular "calvinettes" - the girls club where they learn such holy fashions (except on Sundays)! :)
You've got to write a book one day. You chronically crack me up!
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